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{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}
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