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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}

{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}

{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}

{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}

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