A llama is the desert

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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}

{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}

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The II Constitutional Government was the second Constitutional Government under the Constitution of Timor-Leste. Formed on 10 July 2006, it was led by the country's third Prime Minister, José Ramos-Horta, and was replaced by the III Constitutional Government on 19 May 2007.

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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}

{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}

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\"Scandy Randy\" is a song by German dance-pop group Sqeezer. It was released in December 1995 as the first single and twelfth song from their album, Drop Your Pants. It peaked at number 39 in Germany. The song did not achieve widespread distribution or airplay outside of that region, unlike the subsequent hit singles from Drop Your Pants. The female model for the music video was the dancer, TV host, and singer, Yvonne Spath, but the real studio singer for the songs by Sqeezer was Alexandra Prince.

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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}

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